After a wonderful night out in the town with the guys, drinking several drinks and getting into the typical mischief, as you do, nothing at all illegal of course, I stopped off to a very local food shop to get something to chew on, getting the muchies is unpreventable after a heavy nights drinking. I can consume anything that gets put in front of me when i’m in this state, “I could eat a mangey cat” is a phrase that pops in to my brain!
When i’m home on goes the DVD and I ‘ll go to sleep in front of it, this is precisely just what I did, as i’ve many times before. But this time around I get woken by an immediate requirement to dash to the loo.
I wont enter into graphic details however i’m suspecting you’ve been there previously yourself, at the end of all that the common suspects are lined up in my head, it has to have been the meal, or it has to have been a bad pint and so on.
Prior to this nevertheless is the need to discover whats taking place, thankfully I had recently gotten a brand-new baby thermometer, they are not just for babies, but larger babies too! So equipped with this cool bit of kit, I put it in my ear to find I have a raised temperature, still being in an unfit state, I sort of appreciate playing with my brand-new plaything, and keep taking my temperature, while in-between visits to the porcelain lord of rushing water!
After several hours of repeat performances, my stomach start to calm down and i’m still appreciating my brand-new plaything and scroll through my previous readings, it has the helpful feature of keeping the last nine temperatures taken, I discover that my body has actually experienced some severe changes first higher then slowly going down, this simply goes to demonstrate how cleaver our bodies are. It elevates the temperature to attempt to kill any sort of invaders and when it has actually gotten the job done, it decreases us back to normal.
I find it fantastic that it still is able to do this even after several pints have actually been consumed and when we cann’t even walk in a straight line! 3 cheers for the body! May it always continue giving us great health, fitness and many, many, many more days of joy through out the ages to come and beyond!
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